THE GRINCH - GOOD OR BAD

Possibly the most eagerly anticipated questions of all time.. Is the Grinch a Good Film... i know this could spark a Riot among people but the answer must be heard!

here we go

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Well, where do i start:

possibly the worst film of all time imo, why?

Acting: poor, possibly the worst cast ever for a film which equals poor acting.

Story line: What story line? Some bullshit, for example, look at their faces and their hair...costumes....A hairy green guy lives in a mountain? He has a dog? No war, no crime? what kind of fantasy world is this? No guns? No shooting? No death?
all this equals shit. The fact that it a christmas film is even worse.

Jim Carry: Will only be funny in ace ventura, and maybe bruce almighty

'how the grinch stole christmas' WHAT? How can you steal christmas, maybe i will steal easter

anyway its shit
shit shit shit

Code! wrote:

Well, where do i start:

possibly the worst film of all time imo, why?

Acting: poor, possibly the worst cast ever for a film which equals poor acting.

Story line: What story line? Some bullshit, for example, look at their faces and their hair...costumes....A hairy green guy lives in a mountain? He has a dog? No war, no crime? what kind of fantasy world is this? No guns? No shooting? No death?
all this equals shit. The fact that it a christmas film is even worse.

Jim Carry: Will only be funny in ace ventura, and maybe bruce almighty

'how the grinch stole christmas' WHAT? How can you steal christmas, maybe i will steal easter

anyway its shit
shit shit shit

Firstly: I would like to see you Act Better. Max the Dog Was an Epic Actor as Was the major and of course the Grinch. Acting Was Superb, Anthony Hopkins Narrating Arguably the Best And most Soothing Voice i've ever heard.

Secondly: Storyline... Of course there is a storyline you imbersile, The Grinch Has a Very bad past christmas memory in which he got laughed at because lets say.... his shaving abilities weren't up to scratch. This Angers the Grinch, Why? Because he does NOT Want to be made look like a Fool, ESPECIALLY Infront of Martha May Who Who Is Incredibly Hot. The Grinch Thus Takes his Anger out on all of the Who's Down in Whoville, The Who's Are Scared of the Grinch, Some Say he is a Myth Some say he is True... The latter being more accurate. and When a small child by the name of Cindy Lou Who Does not like the discrimination of the Grinch she nominates him for "Holliday Cheermister Of the Year" And Whilst Winning Over Whoville succeds and tried to convince the Grinch to accept the award. She Succeds. All is going Swimingly for our favourite, Mr Grinch when the Major cruely Reminds him of his shaving Skillz and asks Martha May Who to marry Him... She Reluctantely Accepts. This Enfuriates the Grinch and he goes on a Rampage Around Whoville... With So much Anger He has no choice but to destroy Christmas For Whoville. His plan Succeds if it were not for little Cindy Lou Who, She wins his heart which "What happened In Whoville, Some people say, that the Grinch's Small Heart Grew 3 Sizes that Day" Supreme Quote. He returns the Presents and Wins over his beloved Martha... kthxbai.

Thirdly: He Stole The Presents and therefore Stole Christmas, And no Crime... He meddles with the Post... Crime, He Sets Everything on Fire... Violence, He has a Gun/Hoover Device that sucks up the Presnets and such... Guns

Forthly: Jim Carey Was not intended to be funny in the Grinch, it is not renound for comedy but for Shear Quality, However he Fulls of one of the Greatest Comedy Roles of all Time!

THE GRINCH FTW

WELL

/rant first off:
lets recap the story for anyone who's been in jail for the last thirty years. The Grinch is a furry green grouch with a heart two sizes too small. He lives in the mountains above Whoville thhe Whovillians are celebrating Christmas, and that really pisses off the Grinch. He hates all the toys, the trees, gifts and the crass commercialism of it. He straps his dog to a sled and comes down from the mountain dressed as Santa Claus to steal all their gifts. Once he's stolen the gifts, he's as smug as ben lovell after a maths test.

he message of the Grinch is that Christmas is about sharing and caring, blah-de-blah blah. But this fucker Ron Howard (thats the director if you didn't know spends however much money (100 million pounds?) to tell us this.

The Whovillians are hideous monsters. theyre dressed in clothes to make them look even stupider than they act. And believe me, they act plenty stupid, like they're in a regional children's theater putting on an exaggerated production for the sight-impaired. They're hammier than my shit afte xmass dinner.

And that bastard Jim arrey is awful. hes obnoxious and loud, sure, but it feels more desperate than a man buried alive who's digging for his life. He's shrill, crass, and as funny as a case of pink eye. If you think wearing a shitload of gross makeup is a talent, well, feast your eyes.

/endrant

Code! wrote:

WELL

/rant first off:
lets recap the story for anyone who's been in jail for the last thirty years. The Grinch is a furry green grouch with a heart two sizes too small. He lives in the mountains above Whoville thhe Whovillians are celebrating Christmas, and that really pisses off the Grinch. He hates all the toys, the trees, gifts and the crass commercialism of it. He straps his dog to a sled and comes down from the mountain dressed as Santa Claus to steal all their gifts. Once he's stolen the gifts, he's as smug as ben lovell after a maths test.

he message of the Grinch is that Christmas is about sharing and caring, blah-de-blah blah. But this fucker Ron Howard (thats the director if you didn't know spends however much money (100 million pounds?) to tell us this.

The Whovillians are hideous monsters. theyre dressed in clothes to make them look even stupider than they act. And believe me, they act plenty stupid, like they're in a regional children's theater putting on an exaggerated production for the sight-impaired. They're hammier than my shit afte xmass dinner.

And that bastard Jim arrey is awful. hes obnoxious and loud, sure, but it feels more desperate than a man buried alive who's digging for his life. He's shrill, crass, and as funny as a case of pink eye. If you think wearing a shitload of gross makeup is a talent, well, feast your eyes.

/endrant

First Off How dare you lecture me on The Grinch

CORRECTIONS:
He doesnt Strap the Dog to a sled Knub he makes a flying Device... a Flying God thats Crazy Talk. Although Max takes him back up the mountain...

He isnt smug after doing this r-tard he is annoyed because the Who's (not Whovillains) Still have the same Christmas Spirit and he did not infact steal Christmas.

ADDS
Your Metaphors and Similes are Poorer Than the Weasely Family... "As Funny as a Case of Pink Eye" FUCK OFF WHEN THE FUCK DOES ANYONE SAY THAT COMPLETE BOLLOCKS.
IS this Shit Copied and Pasted?

"If you think wearing a shitload of gross makeup is a talent, well, feast your eyes." WHAT THE FUCK, were you Quoting Trinny and Fucking Suzannah or Graham Norton.

"feels more desperate than a man buried alive who's digging for his life. " WHY THE FUCK WOULD ANYONE CONTINUE TO DIG IF THEY ARE FUCKING BURRIED!?

"They're hammier than my shit afte xmass dinner." WHOS SHIT HAS HAM IN! Thats Deranged And Again the Shitty use of a Metaphor is as "Desperate as a man burried alive and digging for his life".....

"they act plenty stupid" FUCK OFF... JUST GET THE FUCK OUT RIGHT NOW! they act plenty Stupid When the Fuck were you Born?

it's shit.

lock this thread, the king has spoken.

Gibbo wrote:

it's shit.

lock this thread, the king has spoken.

The Guy You Called Crazy And Mental Code Says The Film Is shit.. Now i know why you call him Crazy

Work of Art

Stop Using Capital Letters At The Start Of Every Word

Habits I Am Afraid Dear Padawan And I Find It Makes Things Look Pwntang

mucH betteR tO puT thE capitaL aT thE enD oF thE worD iirC

wow that looks shit

Gibbo wrote:

mucH betteR tO puT thE capitaL aT thE enD oF thE worD iirC

wow that looks shit

rofL hurtS mY eyeS slightlY

BloDDen wrote:

First Off How dare you lecture me on The Grinch

CORRECTIONS:
He doesnt Strap the Dog to a sled Knub he makes a flying Device... a Flying God thats Crazy Talk. Although Max takes him back up the mountain...

He isnt smug after doing this r-tard he is annoyed because the Who's (not Whovillains) Still have the same Christmas Spirit and he did not infact steal Christmas.

ADDS
Your Metaphors and Similes are Poorer Than the Weasely Family... "As Funny as a Case of Pink Eye" FUCK OFF WHEN THE FUCK DOES ANYONE SAY THAT COMPLETE BOLLOCKS.
IS this Shit Copied and Pasted?

"If you think wearing a shitload of gross makeup is a talent, well, feast your eyes." WHAT THE FUCK, were you Quoting Trinny and Fucking Suzannah or Graham Norton.

"feels more desperate than a man buried alive who's digging for his life. " WHY THE FUCK WOULD ANYONE CONTINUE TO DIG IF THEY ARE FUCKING BURRIED!?

"They're hammier than my shit afte xmass dinner." WHOS SHIT HAS HAM IN! Thats Deranged And Again the Shitty use of a Metaphor is as "Desperate as a man burried alive and digging for his life".....

"they act plenty stupid" FUCK OFF... JUST GET THE FUCK OUT RIGHT NOW! they act plenty Stupid When the Fuck were you Born?

First off:
CAPS DO NOT DO YOU ANY FAVORS

Jim carry, and the director obviously felt the need to make the grinch the shitest costume going, probably in order to make him appeal more to children and cover up jim caryy's lack of talent especially in this film. Trinny and suzanah? no...just no, stop watching shit programes like your films.

He is buried and therefore is digging upwards (logical) to save his life, you understand that?

you have obviously misunderstood what hammier means; 'cheesy, unoriginal,boring,overacting

and your reply to 'they act plenty stupid' wasn't really much of a reply, you didn't deny that their acting is stupid just asked me a question....

2nd september 1990

3. to break up, turn over, or loosen (earth, sand, etc.), as with a shovel, spade, or bulldozer (often fol. by up eg. digging up but going down).

You must Specify he is digging up As the Dictionary Clearly States that you can dig up something and go downwards but digging upwards is the correct term you should use in your original post which you failed to achieve.

Hammier = resembling ham in taste, flavor, appearance, etc.
1. characteristic of a person who overacts.
Marked or characterized by overacting; affectedly humorous or dramatic.

Hammier*

Hang on your telling me that if i wanted to describe to you a Cheesy Thing i would use the word Hammier..... Fuck Off..... how that fuck can you describe cheese with ham. nothing about the appearance of shit in the dictionary.

Trinny and Susannah ... common knowledge that they do fashion shit , so i do not watch it therefore, i just have a wider range of knowldege than you.

"Act plenty stupid" i answered your question with a question because i answered your question in the question, "when the fuck were you born" means that the vocabluary you are using is what id expect off of a OAP and not a teenager... so to answer "act plenty stupid" Wtf you sound like a angry yet posh OAP

the grinch is based on a book ... they had to make the grinch look like what he is supposed to, the aim was therefore completed and the aim was not to make it look better for children or they'd make him look like goodwin.

BloDDen wrote:

3. to break up, turn over, or loosen (earth, sand, etc.), as with a shovel, spade, or bulldozer (often fol. by up eg. digging up but going down).

You must Specify he is digging up As the Dictionary Clearly States that you can dig up something and go downwards but digging upwards is the correct term you should use in your original post which you failed to achieve.

i did say digging upwards

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Hammier = resembling ham in taste, flavor, appearance, etc.
1. characteristic of a person who overacts.
Marked or characterized by overacting; affectedly humorous or dramatic.

Hammier*

Hang on your telling me that if i wanted to describe to you a Cheesy Thing i would use the word Hammier..... Fuck Off..... how that fuck can you describe cheese with ham. nothing about the appearance of shit in the dictionary.

I'm not telling you anything, merely putting my point across.. hammier in the context i was using it has nothing to do with 'ham' and therefore does not matter if it can also mean cheesy. I wouldn't expect you to say cheesy, or hammier in real life (even though this is real) you would be more prone to say shit, as would i.

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Trinny and Susannah ... common knowledge that they do fashion shit , so i do not watch it therefore, i just have a wider range of knowldege than you.

That doesn't prove you have a wider range of KNOWLEDGE than me, thats like saying i am more knowledgeable than you because i know who Hot Chip are or who CSS are

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"Act plenty stupid" i answered your question with a question because i answered your question in the question, "when the fuck were you born" means that the vocabluary you are using is what id expect off of a OAP and not a teenager... so to answer "act plenty stupid" Wtf you sound like a angry yet posh OAP

So teenagers are not aloud to use the correct vocabulary these days? How about; They acted so fucking stupidly that they failed at their job and made it the worst film ever made.
Not to be picky but, you can't hear text

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the grinch is based on a book ... they had to make the grinch look like what he is supposed to, the aim was therefore completed and the aim was not to make it look better for children or they'd make him look like goodwin.

first of all LOL at end
a shit book none the less, and the actual Grinch did'nt have as much fur as the film Grinch xD
he doesn't really look the same :




i am tired, needed some toast halfway through this post xD

nighty nighty

the saga will continue tomoro (well actually today) i am sure

Code! wrote:

That doesn't prove you have a wider range of KNOWLEDGE than me, thats like saying i am more knowledgeable than you because i know who Hot Chip are or who CSS are

which would be true tbf